Friday, March 05, 2004
Land of ahhhhs
Things wouldn't be the same today. Abilene, once a mecca for pure minded lovers, has become a den of inequity that even Daniel would not risk.
That's right. Nowadays Abilene is home to such monstrosities as black handcuffs, pornography, inflatable pigs, and other sexually oriented materials.
It's enough to make you max out your credit card and convene a grand jury!
Let's just hope that a conviction is secured. If not, we can at least take comfort in the fact that concerned citizens have taken it upon themselves to, "write down license plate numbers and the names of truck companies whose drivers stop in the Lion's Den parking lot, then contact the employers of the truck drivers who patronize the business."