Thursday, October 21, 2004
Don't get me wrong, I hate the Yankees. It's just that I'm an Astros fan and the 'stros are going to crush the Cards in Game 7 today. Roger Clemens, my sources tell me, will pitch a perfect game. Carlos Beltran will hit 2 homeruns and steal 11 bases. Julian Tavarez will beat up a bat boy.
In short, we're looking at a World Series pitting a team from Texas against a team from Massachusetts.
As you know, we've already got a presidential election featuring a guy from Texas against a guy from Massachusetts.
Given the state of the American media, things are going to get ugly. Worse, the media is going to pit my boy against my boys.
Terrible. Just terrible.