an in-between move
Sunday, October 02, 2005
How to have a police presence at your party in four easy steps
1 This is more difficult than it sounds. Remember, you have to allow for the fact that it takes several seconds for the fuse to burn. I'd say you need about a 150 foot lead, but it really depends on traffic.
- Prevail upon a friend to drive to Indiana in order to buy illegal fireworks.
- After setting off a number of large devices, aim a rocket so that it will explode 25 feet above the nearest busy street.
- Wait until a police car is positioned so as to be directly under the burst.
- Light the fuse and back away.
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